Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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