NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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