I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
