I love black thongs
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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