ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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