So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
