She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
tequila makes me forget i have legs
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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