turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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