I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
