WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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