i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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