its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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