I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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