so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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