K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I think i got beer on your cat.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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