I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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