Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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