Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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