How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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