Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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