i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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