Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
