sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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