Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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