So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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