i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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