Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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