R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Operation Purity has been aborted
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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