Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
