I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Randomize
