I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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