Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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