is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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