I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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