Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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