problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
