yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
The ass gains better be worth it
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