We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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