Plan B is the new Plan A
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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