question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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