Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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