Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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