More tranny stories later!
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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