The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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