my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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