thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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