question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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