Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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