so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
i think my cat just said my name.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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