Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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