i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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