Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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