I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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