I have demons in me.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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