I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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