Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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