don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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