is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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