Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
How external is "for external use only"?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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