In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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