Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think I am morally bankrupt
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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You. Win. At. Life.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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